Okay, so this isn’t wordless, but this is Theodore owning his Crinkle Bag and scratching post. Those who try to pass be damned…

Famous for eating us out of house and home, snoozing on his favorite woobie, and freeing the surrounding yards of chipmunks and mice, here is Theodore the Conqueror (or so he thinks anyways…)

In honor of the sweet old 44-pound feline (Princess Chunk) that was adopted last week in New Jersey (read the article on MSNBC), MSNBC did a feature called “Your Pudgy Pets.”

It is quite hilarious. (Especially if you like fat cats and pudge-pots, a little extra love on your furry felines.)

I think my cat Theodore qualifies for a pudgy pet (see below – his head looks so little compared to his wide body). Check out the “Your Pudgy Pets” Gallery for some more really funny fat cat photos.

Theodore's Pork-Belly

Start with one fat tabby cat, sunning himself on the back porch.


Because he is a happy cat, start doing rubby-dubbies on the human Muthur…

Find something to attack – in this case a shoelace.

Chew on shoelace until it breaks free from shoe.

Mission accomplished.