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Why Dogs Make Better Friends Than Humans
I saw this over at Wolfie’s Aloha Dog Blog (very cute blog) and just had to re-post it. Thanks Wolfie! If you have a few minutes, go over and visit Wolfie…
Why Dogs Make Better Friends Than Humans
Things dogs will do as friends:
Lapse into Attention Deficit Disorder.
Visit you unannounced.
Take over your bed.
Give unconditional love.
Bark at ghosts.
Carry dingleberries into your home.
Run away when Billy Mays is pitching on TV.
Expose their private parts for all to see.
Have good manners.
Stare at you.
Forgive and forget.
Clutter your house with half-eaten chewies.
Live for today.
Bring you dead critters for presents.
Go nuts with elation when you give them a present.
Slurp when they eat.
Follow you everywhere.
Let you know when they don’t trust someone.
Protect you.
Bite their fingernails.
Show appreciation when you do something for them.
Things dogs won’t do as friends:
Stink up your bathroom.
Try to make a point with silly, inappropriate hand gestures.
Talk about you behind your back.
Talk incessantly about trivial nonsense.
Keep repeating themselves even when you tell them you already heard that.
Keep repeating themselves even when you tell them you already heard that.
Be anal-retentive.
Leave pee on your toilet seat.
Become closet smokers.
Be control freaks.
Give ludicrous excuses for not wanting to do something.
Become obnoxious know-it-alls.
Make money and material things their main reason for living.
Be cheapskates.
Refer to acquaintances as “buddies”.
Let Ladies go first.
Clutter your house with chotzkies.
Give absurd rationalizations for rude behavior.
Live in the past.
Insist their way of doing something is the only way.
Tell strangers your personal business.
Make sarcastic remarks.
Brag about their exploits.
Lie about their exploits.
Take advantage of your friendship.
Complain, complain, complain!
Tank woo fur sharing all the things I already knew!
I mean, I AM a khanine!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
We agree.
Love Ruby & Penny
We totally agree too!
Luv & Wirey Hugs,
Butchy, Snickers, Ruby, Sylvester & Scuby
LOL, this is funny, and SO true, too :0
This is too cute! We love it!
Very true.
Sooo cute
So very, very true!
BOL – very funny.
So true! Thanks for sharing.
xoxo,
Thor
so true….so true…….thanks for sharing!!!!
So true hahah! I have done all of the doggie things above, except the protecting part – I’m too tiny, heehee!
The Unconditional Love is the best!!!! Any bad things that happen during the day just fade away when I look at Stella’s cute little face!!!