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Funny Friday (LATE!): Ten Peeves Dogs Have About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home…
(**Personally, I think SOME dogs look absolutely adorable and/or hilarious when dressed up!)
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain….
7. Taking me to the vet for “the big snip,” then acting surprised when I freak out every time we have to go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven’t you noticed the fur? (Again, I personally think that not only are doggie sweaters SO CUTE, but absolutely necessary in some regions of the country — just like the dog booties. Otherwise you spend 40 minutes picking ice balls out of their pads after AND during the walk!)
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth: you’re just jealous!
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who’s boss here! You don’t see me picking up your poop do you?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY… 
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE; CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
Haaa!
I loved your post!
I hope my mom reads it so she will understand me better!
A Bull… what?? Good one!
Happy weekend!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
OMG, these are wonderful! We get yelled at for barking all the time! Sheesh!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
I think Dennis enjoys wearing his special athletic garb!
Love the post!
those are pretty funny. we all know that dogs should rule the world.
woofs.
I love your blog !
I see you enjoy dogs dressed up, come and visit my blog – I have more than 70 outfits !
I’d love to be your friend.
Bella.
These are so funny. I can hardly wait to pass this post on to a friend. For once I’ll be the one with the funny animal cartoons. Thanks for helping me one-up my dear friend.